STENEN

Het eerste wat mij opviel toen ik mijn lieve schat leerde kennen was dat hij geen druppel alcohol dronk, nooit niet. Op mijn vraag waarom hij dat niet deed zei hij dat hij het niet lekker vond. Oké! In de loop der jaren wende ik eraan en maakte vaker grapjes in de trant van: “Als jou ooit iets gebeurt verkoop ik jouw nieren per opbod, ik weet zeker dat ik dan rijk  wordt.

Nou, dat had ik beter niet kunnen zeggen.

Een aantal jaren later stond ik ’s ochtends nietsvermoedend op en liep naar beneden. Ik zag meteen dat er iets mis was. Lijkbleek zat hij aan de keukentafel. Hij klaagde over pijn in zijn rug en buik. Nadat ik bijgekomen was van de schrik besloten we naar de huisarts te gaan. Hij was zo ziek dat hij niet in staat was te rijden en omdat ik geen rijbewijs heb belden we een taxi. De huisarts had vrijwel onmiddellijk in de gaten wat er aan de hand was: NIERSTENEN. Hij kreeg medicijnen mee en als het goed zou gaan zouden de stenen vergruizen en kon hij ze uitplassen. Het lukte tot grote opluchting van ons. Hij blij en ik blij. Gelukkig was het goed afgelopen.

Maar…voor een poosje terug had hij weer last. Ik schrok en wilde de huisarts bellen, maar dat wilde hij niet. “Ik drink veel water en hoop dat ik ze uitplas.” Ongerust hield ik hem in de gaten. De halve nacht heeft hij op de bank gezeten samen met een fles water. En inderdaad de volgende ochtend liet hij me vol trots een héél klein zwart blinkend steentje zien. “Kijk,” zei hij vol trots, “ik heb hem uitgeplast, hier is hij.” Het steentje lag in een medicijnendoosje dat we ooit eens gekregen hadden. Ik was blij en opgelucht. Maar in de loop van de ochtend vroeg ik me af hoe hij dat steentje uit de pot had gehaald. “Met een pincet eruit gevist,” zei hij vol trots en voordat ik verder kon vragen voegde hij eraan toe, “die pincet heb ik weggegooid.” Oké, het was een oudje waar ik niks mee deed, dus wij weer blij.

Een paar weken later gingen we uit eten en gewoonlijk zorg ik ervoor dat we zijn medicijnen meenemen. Even ter verduidelijking: Hij heeft diabetisch en moet dus medicijnen slikken.

Vlak voordat we gingen pakte ik het medicijnendoosje dat ik altijd gebruik en toen ik de pillen erin had gestopt merkte ik dat hij niet goed meer sloot. Goed, dacht ik, dan pak ik het reservedoosje dat op het aanrecht staat. Ik maakte het open en zag een heel klein zwart dingetje erin liggen. Ik was verbaasd en vroeg me af wat het was en hoe dat daar nu in terecht was gekomen. Ik deponeerde het in de gootsteen en dacht nergens meer aan. Over stom rund gesproken! Héél erg stom!

Maar… nu komt het! Zitten we lekker te eten,  vraagt hij of ik zijn pillen bij me heb. “Ja,heb ik.”  Ik pak het doosje uit mijn tas en zet het op tafel met de woorden: “Dat andere doosje sluit niet meer, daarom heb ik deze gepakt.”

Hij kijkt me met hele grote verbaasd aan en zegt: “Wat heb je met mijn niersteen gedaan?”

Oh, shit dacht ik, dat was dat kleine zwarte dingetje dat daar inzat. Daar had ik geen seconde meer aan gedacht. Ja, en toen moest ik met de billen bloot. “Dat heb ik weggegooid,” biechtte ik op. Nou, dat sloeg niet in. Dat was fout, helemaal fout. Hij had dat willen bewaren! “Waarom dat dan?” vroeg ik verbaasd. “Het is iets van mijzelf, iets persoonlijks, ” kreeg ik als antwoord.  Dat ik dat weggegooid had snapte hij niet. Néé, ik ook niet, was het ding helemaal vergeten, Gedelete uit mijn hersenpan. Stom, Stom, Stom.

Goed, niets meer aan te doen. Over en sluiten. We eten verder en gingen na afloop naar huis. Ik liep in een weg door naar de keuken en BINGO! Daar lag hij nog, helemaal alleen in een klein hoekje. Pfff, wat een opluchting. Normaal spoel ik dat weg, maar omdat ik haast had en het ding zo klein was had ik het laten liggen. Vol trots liet ik het zien. Hij blij en ik blij, nou tevreden. Eind goed al goed!

Ik vond het achteraf wel erg grappig, heb ook netjes gevraagd of ik dit verhaal mocht gebruiken. En dat mocht! Lief toch?

Mochten er mensen zijn die het steentje willen komen bewonderen, dan kan dat. Maar alleen op vaste kijkdagen. Maandag, woensdag en vrijdagmiddag, van twee tot drie.

 

Marian.

Please follow and like us:

76 antwoorden op “STENEN”

  1. Hi there! Do you know if they make any plugins to
    help with Search Engine Optimization? I’m trying to get my site to rank for
    some targeted keywords but I’m not seeing very good results.
    If you know of any please share. Thank you! You can read similar
    blog here: Good escape room

  2. I will right away take hold of your rss feed as I can not to find your email subscription hyperlink or e-newsletter service. Do you’ve any? Please let me recognise in order that I may subscribe. Thanks!

  3. Oh my goodness! Impressive article dude! Thank you so much, However I am going through problems with your RSS. I don’t understand the reason why I can’t subscribe to it. Is there anybody else having similar RSS problems? Anyone who knows the answer can you kindly respond? Thanx!!

  4. An impressive share! I have just forwarded this onto a co-worker who was doing a little homework on this. And he in fact ordered me dinner simply because I found it for him… lol. So allow me to reword this…. Thank YOU for the meal!! But yeah, thanx for spending some time to talk about this subject here on your web page.

  5. I feel as you could probably teach a category concerning how to produce a great blog. This really is fantastic! I need to say, what really got me was your design. You certainly learn how to make your site not only a rant about a issue. Youve managed to get easy for visitors to connect. Healthy, because not that lots of people know very well what theyre doing.

  6. Hello! Do you know if they make any plugins to assist with SEO?
    I’m trying to get my website to rank for some targeted keywords but I’m not seeing very good success.
    If you know of any please share. Many thanks! I saw similar
    article here: blogexpander.com

  7. After I initially left a comment I seem to have clicked the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and from now on each time a comment is added I receive four emails with the exact same comment. Perhaps there is an easy method you can remove me from that service? Appreciate it.

  8. After looking over a few of the articles on your website, I truly appreciate your way of blogging. I bookmarked it to my bookmark site list and will be checking back soon. Please visit my website too and let me know how you feel.

  9. I’m impressed, I must say. Truly rarely do I encounter a weblog that’s both educative and entertaining, and let me tell you, you have hit the nail around the head. Your concept is outstanding; the problem is an element that insufficient persons are speaking intelligently about. We are delighted we stumbled across this around my look for something concerning this.

  10. Great web site you have here.. It’s difficult to find excellent writing like yours nowadays. I honestly appreciate individuals like you! Take care!!

  11. Today, with all the fast way of life that everyone leads, credit cards have a big demand throughout the economy. Persons throughout every arena are using the credit card and people who not using the credit cards have arranged to apply for just one. Thanks for revealing your ideas on credit cards.

  12. Had to deliver that minimal remark to thanks a ton all over again for these spectacular techniques you could have provided here. It’s so particularly generous with others as you to supply unreservedly what most people could have marketed being an e book to earn some dough on their own, primarily in view that you can have tried it if you ever wanted. The tactics also acted to turn into easy way to recognize that most people have similar desire just as my personal to understand a lot more concerning this condition. I’m there are many easier opportunities up front if you went through your website post.

  13. Nice post. I understand something very complicated on distinct blogs everyday. It will always be stimulating to see content from other writers and rehearse a specific thing at their store. I’d prefer to use some together with the content in my small weblog whether you don’t mind. Natually I’ll provide a link on the internet weblog. Many thanks sharing.

  14. After looking at a number of the articles on your blog, I honestly like your technique of blogging. I saved it to my bookmark site list and will be checking back in the near future. Please visit my web site as well and let me know your opinion.

  15. Woah… – Gulvafslibning | Kurt Gulvmand I’m genuinely digging your design:style for the blog. It is very simple, though great. A lot of times it’s tough to obtain that balance between usability as well as appearance. I actually should mention that you’ve done a very good site. Also, this weblog starts very quick to me with Opera. Outstanding Site – Gulvafslibning | Kurt Gulvmand Mmm what about Libya awesome news flash! Peace Flash Factory Web Design

  16. I have to show some thanks to the writer just for bailing me out of such a dilemma. As a result of surfing throughout the online world and coming across strategies that were not beneficial, I believed my entire life was well over. Existing minus the solutions to the difficulties you have resolved all through the post is a serious case, and the kind that would have negatively damaged my career if I had not discovered your web page. Your own personal know-how and kindness in playing with every part was tremendous. I’m not sure what I would have done if I hadn’t come upon such a stuff like this. I can also at this moment look ahead to my future. Thanks very much for your specialized and results-oriented help. I won’t be reluctant to suggest your web site to anybody who needs guide on this subject matter.

  17. My spouse and I truly enjoy your blog – Gulvafslibning | Kurt Gulvmand see many of these stories such as – Gulvafslibning | Kurt Gulvmand to be what precisely I’m seeking. Would you provide other writers to post articles for yourself! We wouldn’t mind producing a article or highlight on a lot of the topics you’re writing related to in this article. Again, awesome blog… Flash Factory

  18. That is the best weblog for anybody who wants to find out about this topic. You notice a lot its virtually exhausting to argue with you (not that I truly would want…HaHa). You definitely put a new spin on a subject thats been written about for years. Great stuff, simply nice!

  19. Hey! I’m at work surfing around your blog from my new apple iphone! Just wanted to say I love reading through your blog and look forward to all your posts! Keep up the outstanding work!

  20. This design is steller! You obviously know how to keep a reader amused. Between your wit and your videos, I was almost moved to start my own blog (well, almost…HaHa!) Excellent job. I really loved what you had to say, and more than that, how you presented it. Too cool!

  21. I have been exploring for a little for any high-quality articles or weblog posts on this sort of space . Exploring in Yahoo I at last stumbled upon this web site. Reading this info So i am glad to convey that I have a very excellent uncanny feeling I found out just what I needed. I most definitely will make certain to do not fail to remember this website and give it a glance regularly.

  22. you are truly a excellent webmaster. The site loading velocity is amazing. It kind of feels that you are doing any distinctive trick. Moreover, The contents are masterpiece. you’ve done a magnificent task on this matter!

  23. This is the perfect site for anyone who would like to understand this topic. You realize so much its almost tough to argue with you (not that I actually would want to…HaHa). You certainly put a fresh spin on a topic that has been discussed for many years. Wonderful stuff, just wonderful.

  24. After checking out a handful of the blog articles on your blog, I honestly appreciate your way of blogging. I book-marked it to my bookmark webpage list and will be checking back soon. Please visit my website as well and let me know your opinion.

  25. I’m amazed, I must say. Seldom do I encounter a blog that’s both educative and interesting, and let me tell you, you’ve hit the nail on the head. The issue is something not enough men and women are speaking intelligently about. I’m very happy I found this during my search for something regarding this.

  26. Aw, this was an incredibly nice post. Taking the time and actual effort to make a good article… but what can I say… I procrastinate a lot and don’t manage to get nearly anything done.

  27. Hello! I could have sworn I’ve visited your blog before but after browsing through some of the posts I realized it’s new to me. Nonetheless, I’m definitely happy I stumbled upon it and I’ll be bookmarking it and checking back regularly!

  28. Nice post. I learn something totally new and challenging on sites I stumbleupon everyday. It will always be useful to read articles from other authors and use a little something from other websites.

  29. That is a good tip especially to those fresh to the blogosphere. Simple but very precise info… Thanks for sharing this one. A must read article!

  30. Hi! I could have sworn I’ve visited this web site before but after going through a few of the articles I realized it’s new to me. Anyways, I’m definitely happy I came across it and I’ll be bookmarking it and checking back frequently!

  31. Excellent blog you have here.. It’s hard to find high-quality writing like yours these days. I really appreciate people like you! Take care!!

  32. The next time I read a blog, Hopefully it doesn’t fail me just as much as this one. After all, Yes, it was my choice to read through, nonetheless I actually thought you would have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something you could fix if you weren’t too busy searching for attention.

  33. Hi, I do think this is an excellent site. I stumbledupon it 😉 I’m going to come back yet again since I book marked it. Money and freedom is the greatest way to change, may you be rich and continue to guide other people.

  34. After I initially commented I appear to have clicked on the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and from now on each time a comment is added I receive four emails with the exact same comment. There has to be a way you are able to remove me from that service? Many thanks.

Geef een reactie

Het e-mailadres wordt niet gepubliceerd. Vereiste velden zijn gemarkeerd met *